Some terry pratchett quotes.
Best author EVER
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command
I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.
my sister and i decorated for the season 9 premier
i’m laUGHING SO HARD
When people complain about the guys I like
Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
Then suddenly Misha’s phone rang and he had a hard time understanding the caller and tried to put the phone on speaker. So everybody was quiet and tried to listen and soon Misha asked a girl named ‘Victoria’ to the stage.
Of course everybody was completely confused when she got on stage – and that’s when her boyfriend proposed to her over the phone!!! Misha then pulled a ring out of his pocket and gave it to her. Of course she began crying and said ‘Yes’ and the audience cheered for the couple!
Then he hung up, handed her back her phone (XD) and the ring and told her, that her fiancé will repeat his proposal on a more private occasion.
OH MY GODSTIEL! THIS IS REALLY AWESOME SDLKJFSLD
So… how the hell did that guy Misha to do that?!?! Do they know each other or something?!
This is by far the greatest proposal I’ve ever heard of!
^ I heard the guy contacted Misha on Twitter and they talked there and organise it……..one of the greatest things that ever happened, seriously.
Oh my God this is amazing.
HOLY HELL *tears in my eyes*
Not in this fandom but…I thought Misha just PLAYED an angel…apparently he IS one….WTF?
Christopher: A woman?
Kirk: A crewman.
OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S
AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.
She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.
Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.
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